According to our school newspaper, I am the assistant president of the library. Now that I am assistant president there are going to be a few changes. First being my paycheck. I don’t know how much assistant presidents make, but I’m sure it is 7 or 8 figures.
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congrats on the new job, ms. assistant president!
Isn’t it the coolest title? Not vice president, assistant president.
Hey, being the Assistant President, could you get me a job at the library? Something kind of easy, you know, where I get paid a whole ton of money not to do much.
Sure. I’ll have that for you by 5 pm today.