Funny to me

Special day

What is special about today? It’s my birthday day!
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Tara
Happy birthday to me
28 here I come…

Weird aphrodisiac?

I read an article on FOXNews.com that said the scent of breast feeding turns women on. I’m just not sure what to say to that. Of course, they don’t site the journal the article comes from so I don’t know if it is exaggerated.
Here is my question, should men be hanging around lactating mothers [...]

I’m not an idiot

As I was opening up a box of frozen pizza for supper, I noticed that the first line on the directions say “Do not eat the pizza frozen”. Seriously? They have to tell you not to eat the pizza frozen? At first, I was ticked that they thought I was an idiot. Why else would [...]

Not a military benefit

There is a really interesting show on the Oxygen network called Talk Sex with Sue Johanson that I sometime dvr. The questions are always interesting such as:
“Can I use my husband’s anal plug if we clean it first?”
“Can I get rectal cancer from my anal beads”
“My wife gets too lubricated, how do we fix [...]

Funny message

I have a friend who always calls and leaves me crazy messages on my answering machine. This is the message I came home to last night:
Hello…Tara…Are you there?
HHeelloo….
Are you having crazy wild monkey sex right now?
[pause]
Are you smoking crack?
[pause]
Why aren’t you answering the phone?
For those who are curious-yes I was smoking crack while having crazy [...]

New Job

According to our school newspaper, I am the assistant president of the library. Now that I am assistant president there are going to be a few changes. First being my paycheck. I don’t know how much assistant presidents make, but I’m sure it is 7 or 8 figures.

Semi-embarrassing moment

I’m in my office reading an interesting blog post on the Freakanomics blog about why playboy is still hot. A student comes to my door and after we chit chat for a while he notices the graphic of the Playboy bunny on my computer and asks me if I am looking at Playboy. I’m like [...]

I sound like this sometimes

I love In Living Color and this is one of my favorite skits. Many days I sound like this. I’m so used to it I’m not even embarrassed anymore.

Funny not funny?

“Glenn Murphy, head of the Young Republican National Federation, until a few days ago when he was caught performing fellatio on an unconsenting, sleeping Young Republican”.
I read this article and just about died laughing, but I don’t know why. Sexual assault is wrong and I’m not laughing at that. I guess I’m laughing because [...]