Long time no blog

Long time no blog. I know, I’ve been busy and this week as been a bit stressful. I’ve also been kinda cranky and sensitive to stupid and/or annoying people. I have this fear that I will start saying what I think, then I’ll start stabbing people in the left eye, then I’ll go to jail. [...]

Crap

I came home from work today and found out that my stupid college student neighbors, several months behind in rent and with their power turned off, decided to abandon their house. They took off several days ago and left the house full of stuff and their dogs in the kennel in back! Can you believe [...]

July 4

I’m not a fan of the 4th of July. Not because I’m not patriotic. I show my patriotism by paying taxes, voting, and supporting military (regardless of if I agree with where they are). Why am I not a fan of the 4th? Too many people use it as an excuse to be stupid. [...]

Jump

I bought a trampoline this weekend! It’s so cool. I’ll sit on the couch for a while then hop onto the trampoline for a few minutes, then go back to my nonjumping task. It super fun, I feel like a kid again.

Tree falls on Yuma

Last night my neighbor’s tree fell on my roof. It split right down the middle. My drunk neighbors swear to me that lightning struck it, but my landlords doubt it. Did you know that if a tree falls one second after 5 pm (let alone at 8 pm) you are plain out of luck. Luckily [...]

Swimmin Pool, movie stars

My college guys next door neighbors now have a pool in the back yard. I’ve been coming home late in the dark and the pool looked huge! I was able to see it in the daylight for the first time yesterday and it isn’t that big, but I know they are going to shove in [...]