Happy Feet

I have nothing exciting to say. Sorry I’m so boring. I feel bad. Happy Feet was on my blog and then left, most likely cause I have nothing posted.
Come back Happy Feet! I promise I’ll try really hard to think of good things to post.

Should I…

I was asked to join a sport betting thing and choice not to join because 1) I don’t gamble and 2) I don’t follow sports. I was told that monkeys with darts can play this game. Should I be insulted?

New way of living

I read a very interesting article that has changed my life. I’m going to become a Breatharian. What is a breatharian you ask? “If you had the perfect cure for world hunger, wouldn’t you want to share it? A group called the Breatharians claims to have the answer to this worldwide dilemma and to other [...]

Words you shouldn’t Google

I love Google and have learned the hard way (usually while at work) that some words should not be googled without the SafeSearch Filter on. Those words are
Teabag-I was looking for images for a presentation. I saw some other scary things instead. A better search would be tea bag (two words)
Forced lactation-the proper search would [...]

Evil muppets?

I fell asleep last night at 8 pm, which was great. I woke up this morning remembering nightmares that were vaguely like Jim Henson films, the kind with muppets. I don’t remember what happened, but it was bad. My memories of The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal are a bit tainted now.

Restaurant

I have a confession: I’m a restaurant slut. Yes I’ve said it. I’ll eat anywhere. Nice places with cloth napkins, midsized places where the waiters wear flash, and even (dare I say it) buffets! I can’t help it. Please don’t judge…

dirty pictures

The website The Smoking Gun has posted a few dirty pictures of Paris Hilton. These pictures came from a Paris pornsite and her family has sued them in the past to take the pictures off.
My question is this, why would you willing allow you pose for these pictures? Some of the pictures she took [...]

Allergies

When I moved back to Kanasas 3 years ago I developed allergies. The only thing that works is perscription medication. I take one every night before I go to bed. I somehow lost a whole bottle somewhere in my house so I’m behind several pills. I picked up another bottle and took a pill last [...]

Happy camper

I realize that I have certain routines that I have to do every day to feel right. I have to floss my teeth and have two mugs of black tea every morning to be mentally prepared to go to work. I have to listen to NPR in my office, not in my car or at [...]

Smart animals

I was having a conversation with my officemate about how dumb cows are. I’ll take her word on it as she has cows and I have only eaten them. The only animal I can compare to a cow is an elephant. I know this may be a stretch, but they are probably cousins. Anyway, my [...]